If your WordPress site feels sluggish, it’s costing you. Visitors, search rankings, maybe even a little bit of your sanity heading into the new year.
So, here’s the deal: Pay $400 for a comprehensive WordPress optimization audit, and I’ll maintain your site for free through March 31, 2026.
This offer runs through December 31, 2025. All you have to do is click that beautiful black and yellow button below.
How the Math Works
I typically turn audits and optimizations around in about 5 business days. What this means is, book an audit in early December and you’re looking at nearly 4 months of free maintenance. Book by the end of the month you still have a solid 3 months of maintenance, on me.
Your free maintenance runs from the day your audit wraps up through the end of Q1. Book earlier, finish earlier, get more free months. Pretty straightforward.
What You’re Actually Getting
A WordPress Site Optimization
We start with either a 30-minute call or an email where you tell me what’s slow, broken, or just making you want to throw your laptop. Then I dig in.
I run a performance audit focused on Core Web Vitals — the metrics Google actually cares about — and put together a report showing exactly what’s dragging your site down. No jargon, no padding. Just here’s what’s wrong and here’s how we fix it.
Then I schedule a dedicated session to apply the high-impact fixes. You’ll see measurable improvements in load times. Customers with legacy sites that haven’t been tuned up before often see an improvement of 50% or better. I’ll follow up with an email walking you through what I did and why it matters.
What if my site needs more work than the $400 audit covers?
I’ll be upfront about this after my initial audit. You’ll know exactly what the package gets you and what any additional work would cost. No surprises, no upselling. Most sites get everything they need from this package. If yours has deep technical debt, I’ll quote the extra work separately and let you decide if you want to proceed or not. Your call.
Free WordPress Maintenance Through March 31
I’ll handle the maintenance that keeps your newly-optimized site fast and stable. This is normally worth anywhere from $225 to $300 and it’s included if you book now.
This means safe core, theme, and plugin updates. Uptime monitoring so I catch problems before you do. Broken link checking so your visitors don’t run into any dead ends. SSL certificate monitoring and spam protection configuration are covered too. There’s even priority email support if something goes sideways. You’ll still have to email your web host if there’s an issue on their end, but I can help you word your message to them so you can get things fixed faster.
Here’s the thing most folks don’t realize: without proper maintenance, even a well-optimized WordPress site can slow down again. Plugins update, themes change, even new versions of WordPress core can cause problems on sites that used to work perfectly.
Optional: Add Cargo Hold for $25/month
Listen, storage costs can add up pretty quickly. This means the off-server backup component of the Essential Freight package isn’t included by default in this offer. But if you want to have that extra safety net — and yeah, you probably should — it’s just $25/month during your complimentary maintenance period.
Cargo Hold gets you nightly, off-server backups with two weeks of retention. That’s it. And now you have one less thing to worry about.
This covers sites up to 20GB. If yours happens to be larger, we can come up with something that covers your needs.
Why This Package Exists
Getting your WordPress site fast is the easy part. Keeping it fast? That’s the challenge.
This offer exists to fix what’s broken now and keep it fixed through Q1 2026. You get to focus on running your business and starting the year off right instead of fighting your site.
Think of it as a way to ensure a fast, stable start to your year.
“Jason fixed my WordPress site’s performance issues and then some. Load times dropped by more than half. He cleaned up years of problems I didn’t even know were there and kept me informed the whole time. Thorough, honest, and explains what he’s doing in a way that actually makes sense. I would absolutely recommend Jason. He’s a seriously good human being who helped me out immensely.”
— Laurie Ruettimann, Author, Speaker & Podcaster
This Makes Sense If…
Your WordPress site feels sluggish and you’re tired of ignoring it. You’ve never had a professional performance audit. You want to start 2026 with things in order. You know you need maintenance but aren’t ready for a long-term commitment. You’re done DIY-ing everything and want an expert in your corner.
What Happens After March?
Whatever you want! There are no contracts here. No tricky auto billing either.
When your free maintenance ends on March 31, 2026, you can continue with Essential Freight Maintenance at $75/month, upgrade to something more comprehensive, or just walk away with a faster site.
Once you’ve experienced having someone competent handle the technical work tho, you’ll probably want to keep it that way. But that’s entirely your call.
Questions
When does my complimentary maintenance actually start?
The day your optimization work is complete. For example, if I finish on December 15, maintenance runs December 15 through March 31.
Can I use this on multiple sites?
That little button down below only lets you purchase a single site package. If you’ve got several sites, book a 30-minute call and I can put together a plan that makes sense for all of them.
Is it easy to add the Cargo Hold backup package later?
Absolutely! Add backups for a month, a quarter, or whenever you’re making big changes. You’re in control.
Do I need to decide about ongoing maintenance right now?
Nope! We’ll check in around mid-March. No pressure, and absolutely no auto-renewals.
Ready to Stop Fighting With Your WordPress Install?
Questions about your specific situation? Get in touch! I respond personally. There are no ticket queues and no junior staff handling your questions.
Who’s Actually Doing the Work?
I’m Jason Cosper. I’ve been doing this WordPress thing for more than 20 years now, with stints at WP Engine, DreamHost, and Liquid Web before starting Little Room back in 2017. I work out of Bakersfield, CA, which means I’m three hours behind the East Coast and refreshingly far from Silicon Valley.
There’s no agency behind this. No junior devs, no ticket queues, no mysterious offshore team. You get me. And odds are decent I’ve already fixed whatever’s broken on your site for someone else at some point.
I started Little Room because I kept watching businesses fight with WordPress issues that really shouldn’t be that hard to solve. Turns out most folks just need someone competent who actually gives a damn.
If that sounds like what you’re looking for, drop me a line and tell me a bit about what’s going on with your site.